Things I Learned About My Husand

Things I learned about my husband now that we are sharing a bathroom again after 10 years:

1. He has more beauty aides than I do (but he is prettier than I am. My mother told me when I married him that is what not goood idea to marry someone prettier than I was.)
2. He uses a lot of hair products.
3. He uses 4 towels to dry one body.
4. Even though there are two of us sharing one commode, we are using 3 times as much toilet paper (maybe he is writing secret notes and then flushing them like a spy).
5. He is really good about keeping the toilet seat down.
6. His razor has 4 blades, vibrates and is REALLY expensive and it is not a good idea to use it on my legs.
7. He reads weird business magazines and the last two pages of my books. (then likes to tease me that he knows how they end).
8. There are several items, I’m not sure what they are or what they do or that I want to know.
9. If he gets up before me, I can count on a full hour of writing before I am allowed in the room with the reading material.

10. I still love him enough after all these years to not mind sharing a bathroom with him.

Painting is coming along nicely- Love the painter, he is quiet, polite and doing a GREAT JOB!

The carpenter is noisy, late and fway (that is a term we use for people who do things Half Way.) The yard guy didn’t show up today because it rained last night and 1 inch of rain here is like 5 feet of snow anywhere else. We should have the bottom part of the house back in a week or so. But every day begins with boys in coveralls knocking on my walls.
The princess is not sleeping in and is not pleased about that detail.

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  1. twinkelydots

    Things I know about your husband.
    1. He eats dessert first
    2. He has no fear. None.
    3. He's a good listener.
    4. He blew your socks off the first time you met him. You came back to the radio station & declared "I met the man I'm going to marry."
    5. He tells a good joke
    6. He used to have a mullet.
    7. He taught you to finally love dogs as pets.
    8. He drinks rum.
    9. I think he's responsible for getting you away from box wine & into the good stuff.
    10. He puts up with your shit.

  2. Teri Bayus

    Your are 100% right on all points (as usual). Teri

  3. twinkelydots

    Your husband is 100% right.

    I am the smartest friend you have.

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