Find New Maids
WARNING!! THIS POST IS OFFENSIVE TO ALMOST EVERYONE.Read at your own peril.Here’s how the conversation went:“Mrs. Teri, when we vacuum your room, we sucked up big black straps that were…
Life Backwards
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A…
My Lessons
21 Rules for Living:ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will…
The Mile High Club
Traveling can be the best part of the trip if you are married and looking for romance on the road. Traveling can give you precious time alone together with no…
Martini Contest
I appeal to a small, select group of confused & disoriented and mostly drunk people. I dig that.I was asked to be a judge in the Second Annual Central Coast…
My Pismo Beach Quiz
See if your personality matches with those that dwell at the beach. Are you really a beach bum or pretending to be one while basking in our warm weather and…
Happiness is a Choice
A person just asked me why I always seemed to be so happy. It's true, I am almost always in a good mood, and when sorrow or tragedy does set…
Windows to the soul
Why are all window washers crazy?I have been through two different window washers at my store in the last month. The windows do not need washing more than once a…
Social Conscience
This is a real commercial. It so insulting and backwards, it's almost genuine. I wish I would have made it. In California it would have to be like 10 different…
Adding to Camp Run-a-mock.
Puppies. The definition brings to mind delight, joy, and elation. Cute floppy-eared, big-eyed babies traipsing through the daises. In reality, it is a biting, shitting, peeing and sleeping machine. Same…
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